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It turns out the feds have been monitoring Interstate 5 for nuclear "dirty bombs." They do it with radiation detectors so sensitive it led to the following incident.

"Vehicle goes by at 70 miles per hour," Giuliano told the crowd. "Agent is in the median, a good 80 feet away from the traffic. Signal went off and identified an isotope [in the passing car]."

The agent raced after the car, pulling it over not far from the monitoring spot (near the Bow-Edison exit, 18 miles south of Bellingham). The agent questioned the driver, then did a cursory search of the car, Giuliano said.

Did he find a nuke?

"Turned out to be a cat with cancer that had undergone a radiological treatment three days earlier," Giuliano said.

He added: "That's the type of technology we have that's going on in the background. You don't see it. If I hadn't told you about it, you'd never know it was there."

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eine neue version von PicLens ist da - wers nicht kennt sollte es sich anschauen! z.b in der google-bildersuche

https://addons.mozilla.org/de/firefox/addon/5579

Jedem ist das schon passiert, und HIER sieht man wie mans wieder in den Griff bekommt!



Weiters auf dieser super-Seite:
How to Foil a UFO Abduction

1. Do not panic. The extraterrestrial biological entity (EBE) may sense your fear and act rashly.

2. Control your thoughts. Do not think of anything violent or upsetting—the EBE may have the ability to read your mind. Try to avoid mental images of abduction (boarding the saucer, anal probes); such images may encourage them to take you.

3. Resist verbally. Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone.

4. Resist mentally. Picture yourself enveloped in a protective shield of white light, or in a safe place. Telepathic EBEs may get the message.

5. Resist physically. Physical resistance should be used only as a last resort. Go for the EBE’s eyes (if it has any)—you will not know what its other, more sensitive areas are.

oder Sim..
http://www.newscientist.com/blog/technology/2008/01/vr-hypothesis.html

The VR hypothesis
The idea that the universe is a giant virtual reality simulation is a well explored theme in science fiction. Films such as The Matrix have used this premise to great effect.
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He also claims that VR can resolve many of the philosophical questions associated with the Big Bang, such as what caused it and how could it arise when there was no space and time. His answer is that the universe simply booted up although he conveniently ignores all the questions that such a "Big Boot" would raise.


/kill

http://www.oddee.com/item_92285.aspx

The Early Middle Ages (614–911 AD) never occurred. Year 2007 is actually 1710
The Phantom time hypothesis is a theory developed by Heribert Illig (born 1947) in 1991, which suggests that the Early Middle Ages (more precisely, the period 614–911 AD) never occurred, meaning that all artifacts attributed to this period are from other times and that all historical figures from this period are outright fabrications. The vast majority of historians believe this theory to be wrong.

The basis of Illig's claims is the paucity of archaeological evidence that can be reliably dated to this period; perceived inadequacies of radiometric and dendrochronological methods of dating this period, and the over-reliance of medieval historians on written sources. For Western Europe, Illig claims the presence of Romanesque architecture in the tenth century as evidence that less than half a millennium could have passed since the fall of the Roman Empire, and concludes that the entire Carolingian period, including the person of Charles the Great, is a forgery of medieval chroniclers, more precisely a conspiracy instigated by Otto III and Gerbert d'Aurillac.

The theory also stems from the belief that during the introduction of the Gregorian calendar in Europe (1582 AD), while compensating for a ten day discrepancy in the old Julian calendar, many dates were falsely (or ineptly) recalculated as the new system created a thirteen day discrepancy. The original mathematical blemish was attributed to the Julian year being 1.3 minutes too long (which is commonly agreed as factual).

Also ist eigentlich gar nicht Silvester! Das wollen uns die Eidechsenmenschen bloss einreden

Wie nett! ASCII art

http://salzburg.orf.at/stories/106205/ Zum Glück aber keine Toten.
..ist heute Sonnenaufgang, offiziell.
Seit 4 Uhr ists schon recht grau draussen, frisch.
Bemerkte dass ich heute morgen gegen neun Uhr aufstand, der Mund noch pelzig und die endlose, riesige Kanalisation, die verlassenen U-Bahnschächte, die alten Miethäuser, die bunte sammlung an taskleistensymbolen - nichts unnötiges darin, rein zufälllig

hm.. nein, ich bin nicht völlig Netzbettpsychiatrisch geworden, sondern:
http://[Alias].twoday.net/randomText
http://info.twoday.net/stories/4295034/