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    <title>Der aussterbende Beitrag</title>
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    <description>&lt;center&gt;Aufmerksamkeit!&lt;/center&gt;
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Anlässlich jüngster Ereignisse..&lt;br /&gt;
was heißt jüngster Ereignisse - &lt;br /&gt;
... Ereignisse der letzten 2500 Jahre klickt man nun hier: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.vhemt.org/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;VHEMT&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Aufmerksame Beobachter stellen fest, dass der link schon länger hier rechts zu finden ist.</description>
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    <title>22 jahre später..</title>
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Und noch immer haben die Affen nicht die Herrschaft übernommen&lt;br /&gt;
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    <title>Nakupenda</title>
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    <description>Ok, huachts zua&lt;br /&gt;
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srsly guise, wer hat mich bei nakupenda eingetragen? allein der name dieser kacke erzeugt darmkrämpfe&lt;br /&gt;
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    <title>Das Ende dieser traurigen, sodomierten Welt</title>
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1h20min lange doku über alle möglichen, teils sicher witzigen AUSSTERBESZENARIEN, oder, in coolerem neusprech - &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELE&quot;&gt;ELE&apos;s (Extinction Level Events)&lt;br /&gt;
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hoo-rah&lt;br /&gt;
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das schwarze loch und die maschinenwelt klingen gut</description>
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    <title>Der Tod</title>
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Oh Nein!&lt;br /&gt;
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EARL HINDMAN starb 2003 an Lungenkrebs - das ist Mr. Wilson aus &quot;Hör mal wer da Hämmert&quot; &lt;br /&gt;
Ebenso Rasputin, Maybach (autos) und Rilke</description>
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    <title>Henkersmahlzeit</title>
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    <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://web.archive.org/web/20031001190442/www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm&quot;&gt;Diese Liste&lt;/a&gt; reicht bis 1982 zurück.&lt;br /&gt;
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So hat Hr. Jeffery Barney im am 16. April 1986 einfach Cornflakes bestellt.</description>
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    <title>Near death experience</title>
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    <title>Tod aus dem All</title>
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    <description>&lt;cite&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://derstandard.at/?id=3048640&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;/img/cont/lnk/artikel_093875.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;11&quot; width=&quot;9&quot; /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Bakterien mutieren im All zu tödlichen Keimen&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Schon auf dem Erdboden sind Salmonellen nicht zu unterschätzende Gegner für Immunsystem und Antibiotika. Eine Reise in den Weltraum lässt die Krankheitserreger aber erst zu wahren Bakterien-Monstern mutieren.&lt;/cite&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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    <title>Staubwedel-Beitrag</title>
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    <title>TarmacTerror</title>
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    <dc:creator>mart</dc:creator>
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    <title>Die Rückkehr der D.</title>
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    <description>DORNFINGERSPINNE!&lt;br /&gt;
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Zittert, bebt!&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;cite&gt;Spinnen-Alarm&lt;br /&gt;
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Die hochsommerlichen Temperaturen hatten übrigens auch Auswirkungen auf die Tierwelt  nicht nur, dass etwa im Linzer Zoo extra Duschen für Alpakas, Straßen und Umes aufgestellt wurden: Denn in der Hitze fühlen sich die aus dem Mittelmeerraum eingewanderten Dornfingerspinnen so richtig wohl. Angeblich soll bereits ein 71-jähriger Pensionist in Altmünster (Bezirk Gmunden) von solch einem Tier gebissen worden sein. Jener habe gerade eine Kiste vom Dachboden holen wollen, verspürte plötlich einen stechenden Schmerz in der Brust, sah noch, wie sich vor ihm eine Spinne in die Höhe gezogen habe  und erlitt dann einen Kreislaufzusammenbruch.&lt;/cite&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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