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Aufmerksamkeit!

Anlässlich jüngster Ereignisse..
was heißt jüngster Ereignisse -
... Ereignisse der letzten 2500 Jahre klickt man nun hier: VHEMT


Aufmerksame Beobachter stellen fest, dass der link schon länger hier rechts zu finden ist.

(original http://www.flickr.com/photos/gizzy/2396001901/)

[zur Berichterstattung des INZESTSKANDALS - hier]

Hört sofort auf, aufzuschreien, das macht ohnehin der Rest Österreichs (man sagt, eine zusammengerollte Kronenzeitung verstärkt noch den Hall).

Der Sinn (!) dieses Beitrags ist, mich selbst als großen Denker und Überleger zu präsentieren, natürlich kommt dabei das ein oder andere berauschend lustige Stückerl hervor.

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Heute Vormittag schaffte ich es endlich zum Friseur. Für den Menschen ein unbedeutendes Erlebnis, man erledigt es im Normalfall wie den täglichen Stuhlgang. Da ich wie gewohnt unangemeldet dort hineinstürmte und mich die zwei Friseusen sowie die gerade bearbeiteten alten Damen forsch wie die Spanier anstarrten, sagte ich kurz "in 15 Minuten bin ich zurück" und trat rückwärts gehend wieder hinaus.

In nicht ganz 10 Minuten kaufte ich folgende Artikel:
- American Toastbrot
- 250ml Ketchup (nicht Heinz)
- 250ml Milch (von Bio)
- 1kg Wiener Zucker (fein)
- Himbeer-Dünnsaft
- zwei Kaugummi von Orbit
- eine Stange Marlboro

Drinnen, die zwei Alten waren noch immer in Arbeit, musste ich platz nehmen und die Kronenzeitung lesen. Wer in diesen Tagen fragt, was wohl der Inhalt dieser Zeitung sei, ist dumm - natürlich der grausliche Inzuchtskandal. Leider kann ich mich nicht erinnern, wie die sub-Schlagzeilen lauteten, aber seid versichtert: zum angacken arg (irgendwas mit "er kann von der zelle aus Blumen und Bäume sehen!").

Überflog den Artikel, und .. bei welchem Friseur war Josef F.? oder Ted Bundy? Hat Ted Bundy etwa auch seine Haarschneider verspeist? Warum haben die soziopathischsten Serial- und Spreekiller normale Haarschnitte und keine filzigen Zottel wie ich? Man könnte natürlich sagen: sie halten die Fassade aufrecht. Ich als Laie lasse dies für die organisierten, intelligenten Täter gelten.

Nicht, daß ich viel denken würde, aber es wundert mich etwas, dass ich wochenlang brauche, um mich zum Haarschneider zu zwingen. Weil es sich einfach nicht so in meine minimalst gehaltenen und zwänglich geplanten Abläufe bringen lässt!

Guten Tag!

Und noch immer haben die Affen nicht die Herrschaft übernommen

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katastrophe_von_Tschernobyl

Diesmal aber in Form eines raufundrunterspiel-songs
Dank an die Rucola f+r die Vorstellung der EDITORS (schon vor längerem). Neulich jedoch spielten sie im Radio folgendes:

An End Has A Start


Live Version von googlevideos, weil noobtube es nicht embedden lässt.

ONE day Henny-penny was picking up corn in the cornyard when--whack!--something hit her upon the head. 'Goodness gracious me!' said Henny-penny; 'the sky's a-going to fall; I must go and tell the king.'

So she went along and she went along and she went along till she met Cocky-locky. 'Where are you going, Hennypenny?' says Cocky-locky. 'Oh! I'm going to tell the king the sky's a-falling,' says Henny-penny. 'May I come with you?' says Cocky-locky. 'Certainly,' says Henny-penny. So Hennypenny and Cocky-locky went to tell the king the sky was falling.

They went along, and they went along, and they went along, till they met Ducky-daddles. 'Where are you going to, Hennypenny and Cocky-locky?' says Ducky-daddles. 'Oh! we're going to tell the king the sky's a-falling,' said Henny-penny and Cocky-locky. 'May I come with you?' said Ducky-daddles. 'Certainly,' said Henny-penny and Cocky-locky. So Hennypenny, Cocky-locky, and Ducky-daddles went to tell the king the sky was a-falling.

So they went along and they went along, and they went along, till they met Goosey-poosey. 'Where are you going to, Henny-penny, Cocky-locky, and Ducky-daddles?' said Gooseypoosey. 'Oh! we're going to tell the king the sky's a-falling,' said Henny-penny and Cocky-locky and Ducky-daddles. 'May I come with you?' said Goosey-poosey. 'Certainly,' said Hennypenny, Cocky-locky, and Ducky-daddles. So Henny-penny, Cocky-locky, Ducky-daddles, and Goosey-poosey went to tell the king the sky was a-falling.

So they went along, and they went along, and they went along, till they met Turkey-lurkey. 'Where are you going, Henny-penny, Cocky-locky, Ducky-daddles, and Gooseypoosey?' says Turkey-turkey. 'Oh! we're going to tell the king the sky's a-falling,' said Henny-penny, Cocky-locky, Duckydaddies, and Goosey-poosey. 'May I come with you, Hennypenny, Cocky-locky, Ducky-daddles, and Goosey-poosey?' said Turkey-lurkey. 'Oh, certainly, Turkey-turkey,' said Henny-penny, Cocky-locky, Ducky-daddles, and Gooseypoosey. So Henny-penny, Cocky-locky, Ducky-daddles, Goosey-poosey, and Turkey-lurkey all went to tell the king the sky was a-falling.

So they went along, and they went along, and they went along, till they met Foxy-woxy, and Foxy-woxy said to Hennypenny, Cocky-locky, Ducky-daddles, Goosey-poosey, and Turkey-lurkey: 'Where are you going, Henny-penny, Cockylocky, Ducky-daddles, Goosey-poosey, and Turkey-lurkey?' And Henny-penny, Cocky-locky, Ducky-daddles, Goosey poosey, and Turkey-lurkey said to Foxy-woxy: 'We' re going to tell the king the sky's a-falling.' 'Oh! but this is not the way to the king, Henny-penny, Cocky-locky, Ducky-daddles, Goosey-poosey, and Turkey-lurkey,' says Foxy-woxy; 'I know the proper way; shall I show it you?' 'Oh, certainly, Foxywoxy,' said Henny-penny, Cocky-locky, Ducky-daddles, Goosey-poosey, and Turkey-lurkey. So Henny-penny, Cockylocky, Ducky-daddles, Goosey-poosey, Turkey-lurkey, and Foxy-woxy all went to tell the king the sky was a-falling. So they went along, and they went along, and they went along, till they came to a narrow and dark hole. Now this was the door of Foxy-woxy's cave. But Foxy-woxy said to Henny-penny, Cocky-locky, Ducky-daddles, Goosey-poosey, and Turkeyturkey: 'This is the short way to the king's palace: you'll soon get there if you follow me. I will go first and you come after, Henny-penny, Cocky-locky, Ducky-daddles, Goosey-poosey, and Turkey-turkey.' 'Why, of course, certainly, without doubt, why not?' said Henny-penny, Cocky-locky, Ducky-daddles, Goosey-poosey, and Turkey-lurkey.

So Foxy-woxy went into his cave, and he didn't go very far, but turned round to wait for Henny-penny, Cocky-locky, Ducky-daddles, Goosey-poosey, and Turkey-lurkey. So at last at first Turkey-lurkey went through the dark hole into the cave. He hadn't got far when 'Hrumph', Foxy-woxy snapped off Turkey-lurkey's head and threw his body over his left shoulder. Then Goosey-poosey went in, and 'Hrumph', off went her head and Goosey-poosey was thrown beside Turkey-lurkey. Then Ducky-daddles waddled down, and 'Hrumph', snapped Foxy-woxy, and Ducky-daddles's head was off and Duckydaddies was thrown alongside Turkey-turkey and Gooseypoosey. Then Cocky-locky strutted down into the cave, and he hadn't gone far when 'Snap, Hrumph!' went Foxy-woxy, and Cocky-locky was thrown alongside of Turkey-lurkey, Gooseypoosey, and Ducky-daddles.

But Foxy-woxy had made two bites at Cocky-locky, and when the first snap only hurt Cocky-locky, but didn't kill him, he called out to Henny-penny. But she turned tail and off she ran home, so she never told the king the sky was a-falling.